Archdork of the Week

[Bandgoat]

Archdork of the Week: Session 28, October 18, 2013

Bandgoat wins this week for his munchkin-esque approach to gaming.

Honorable mentions:
midnightarrow for explaining that two minutes of pushing constitutes a short evening

Attachments:

Level.mp3 (891.83 KB)

[Bandgoat]

Archdork of the Week: Session 1, November 1, 2013

This week, we put the Shadows Under Sandpoint campaign on hold and began a new story: The Dragon's Demand. In due fashion, our fearless leader, Skeld, gets the Archdork award for broaching the subject of reptilians. Unfortunately, very little else was said to make the cut for honorable mention.

Attachments:

Reptillians.mp3 (970.2 KB)

[Bandgoat]

Archdork of the Week: Session 2, November 22, 2013

Our newest member mrb102 wins this week for introducing his character and showing that what he lacks in a sense of direction, he makes up for with flawless logic. (There might be a tiny flaw, but we'll overlook that for now.) Again, no honorable mentions this week. We'll have to do better.

Attachments:

Direction.mp3 (438.36 KB)

[Bandgoat]

Archdork of the Week: Session 3, December 20, 2013

Skeld wins this week for corruption in his .WAV file.

Honorable mentions:
midnightarrow or justaworm (I can't quite tell) for pointing out, after an exceedingly long-winded speech by an NPC, that the character was awfully eloquent for kobold.

Attachments:

Wave File Corruption.mp3 (282.44 KB)

[Bandgoat]

Archdork of the Week: Session 4, January 10, 2014

Skeld and Bandgoat for the good news, and the bad news.

Honorable mentions:
justaworm for explaining it was ridiculous to argue whether to use a 10-foot pole or a kobold corpse to check for traps when you tie the kobold to the end of the pole and have a ten-foot kobold.

Attachments:

Good News and Bad News.mp3 (297.95 KB)

[Bandgoat]

Archdork of the Week: Session 5, January 24, 2014

mrb102 wins this one for showing us what he really thinks about during gaming sessions. Again, no honorable mention this week.

Attachments:

Boobs.mp3 (626.12 KB)

[Bandgoat]

Archdork of the Week: Session 6, February 21, 2014

Our eldest member, Jeremy, wins this week for imparting some of his aged wisdom.

Honorable mentions:
Bandgoat for taking the hefty ransom demanded from a town and reducing it down to a math problem: "If the dragon wants 1000 gold pieces for each villager in the town, we can just kill all the townsfolk and not owe anything."

Attachments:

Scurvy.mp3 (94.69 KB)

[Bandgoat]

Archdork of the Week: Session 7, March 14, 2014

Bandgoat and midnightarrow for their creative way of rescuing the town. Again, no honorable mentions. Come on, guys!

Attachments:

Scroll of Town Portal.mp3 (282.44 KB)

[Bandgoat]

Archdork of the Week: Session 8, April 11, 2014

This award is for Skeld on another rant about Kitsunes and furries.

No honorable mentions. I am disappoint.

Attachments:

Kitsunes.mp3 (923.26 KB)

[Bandgoat]

Archdork of the Week: Session 9, May 9, 2014

Bandgoat wins this round for his artful diplomatic skills when his character comes face-to-face with a well-dressed man wearing a peculiar hat. Maybe this is a lesson for all world diplomats: when all else fails, compliment the other person's attire.

Attachments:

The Art of Diplomacy.mp3 (360.4 KB)

[Bandgoat]

Archdork of the Week: Session 10, May 31, 2014

We had several good ones this week, including a 20-minute conversation on how to bypass a simple dungeon obstacle. However, the winner goes to Jeremy for explaining to us his puritanical ways, then remembering the bug in the room.

Honorable Mentions:
Jimmy Romines and Skeld for their idea of an awkward movie conversation
Jeremy, midnightarrow, and Skeld for sounding "Siri-ish"
Bandgoat and Skeld for a foolproof plan for dealing with alchemists
Finally, the entire party gets an honorable mention for taking 20 minutes to decide how to navigate around a hole in the floor.


Attachments:
Not a Whore.mp3 (219.59 KB)

[Bandgoat]

Archdork of the Week: Session 11, June 27, 2014

As can be expected from the last session of a campaign (and from staying up WELL passed midnight), we had many good selections in the running for this week's Archdork. Therefore, I think it only fitting to award Skeld, Jeremy, midnightarrow, and Bandgoat for their comments on fortune and glory following the final hit of the campaign.

Honorable Mentions:
mrb102, justaworm, and Skeld for the insanity of two party members turning into invisible bats and flying casual to reconnoiter a dragon lair
Jeremy for his obsession with Dan Aykroyd
midnightarrow and justaworm for agreeing never to get too far away from the healing pool
Skeld and Bandgoat for using a magical cube of Summon House Guest
Jeremy for in nomine Inominae
Jimmy Romines for his character making a jump check resembling a layup attempt by Bandgoat
Jeremy and Pat for their stunning mental image of childbirth
justaworm, midnightarrow, Jimmy Romines, Skeld, and Jeremy for their answer to the suicide rate: big guns
Bandgoat and Skeld for their mutual and simultaneous respect and loathing of Wil Wheaton

Attachments:
Fortunate.mp3 (454.28 KB)

[Bandgoat]

Archdork of the Week: Session 29, July 11, 2014

This week, we marked our return to our Shadows Under Sandpoint Campaign. Unfortunately, there was plenty of plot development and back story discovery, so there was little time for truly monumental Archdorkitude. However, Skeld wins again for his tasteful description of mummy junk.

Honorable Mentions:
Skeld - For his congratulatory remarks to the party about their purchasing requisitions.
jimmyromines - For Jimmy snores.


Junk.mp3 (204.08 KB)

[jeremy]

Thank you for doing these, Jeff. Whenever I need a quick laugh I come back and listen to a few of these.